Thursday, 27 June 2013

Pork Laced Bullets Created To Fight Islamic Terrorist

An American ammunition manufacturing company based in Idaho USA has created a line of pork-laced bullets it hopes would discourage Islamic terrorist from fighting, because it would stop them from going to heaven.

The company named South-Fork industries took traditional bullets and coated them in pork infused paint in order to make the bullets 'Unholy/Unclean" under Islamic tenets. They call them “Jihawg Ammo” and on the company's website, the bullets are labelled, “Peace Through Pork” and “peaceful and natural deterrent to radical Islam.”. South-Fork industries also described its product as multifunctional as its operates on two levels, kills the terrorist and disqualify him from attaining heaven.(No Virgins) lol.

Religious experts were quick to debunk the theory though. An assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, Shannon Dunn said “There is no penalty for coming into contact with pork given by the Quran, “To my knowledge, Muslims, especially unknowingly, would not be banned from heaven for eating or getting hit by pork. There are some interpreters who suggest that Muslims should eat pork than starve, if faced with that alternative.” So Mujaheed, keep Calm and Continue your Jihad. lol

Funny stuff, the whole story makes one cogitate about religion and i can imagine what the conversation would be between a dead “Jihawg Ammo” terrorist and the Being, judging him.

"Sorry Mujaheed, but the bullet lodged into the brain of your body is laced with pork. So, your soul can't come into Paradise. Now, go to hell. lol

Poor Pigs, they won't be allowed into heaven both (Christian and Muslim). lol

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